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EVERYONE'S A DOCTOR

by Itch Princess

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    "Itch Princess is Katelyn "Why-The-Fuck-Would-I-Do-This-For-Fun?" Farstad, aiming from the gut, singing from the ankles, "missing the point intentionally" in Drudge Ballad format - Dirges, Zone Development - populated by moans into the great uncertainty, psych-engineered meaning making strategy, stumbled purpose crafting with raw materials, morning behavior, putting pen to paper, winding down, finding the shady spot, or "if the sun’s in your eyes, just close them". Find within metal, e-tablas, midi double bass, meditation results, 90’s coffee shop nightmare sitcom, time stretched drum performance, inexplicable sporadic compositional implosion, sprinkled moments of genuinely arresting / brain stopping expression -

    "A persistent low simmer is what keeps the flavor strong. Find strength in resisting the boil." bizarre and full o the love of time having passed trying".

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Wind on Down 02:28
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Put that finger down Don't call anyone you don't know It's a decisive moment when you go I must find a way to embrace reality Or I will waste my entire life Which will be or seem short When I think about writing I see a hand holding a pen Except when it melts together Then it is just one thing My viewing experience of perceptual depth Is breathtaking I love you painting And it feels so true There were just enough people there To make me feel cool Then it's all over Before it starts
4.
My years They quell the fears inside me My ears Are ringing red in country All jokes aside I feel like shit Don't fill it all the way up If it spills We all are soak The pie hot but cooling The pie hot but cooling Always wanting a second chance Helping hearts Warm bread Helping hearts Warm bread Ruminating on a shadow Eventually to swallow Swords to tickle my lungs Ruminating on a shadow Eventually to swallow Swords to tickle my lungs Smoke the mirrored fish Fry your hat till well done Sore eyes Dry cheeks Blue skies It's never my mistake It's never my mistake Is it hot in here, or am I dying? O.K. I'll take my time I'll fall in line with a dove Make it louder I'll fall in line with a dove Make it louder Yes it was nice to meet you
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Blue and White On Loan Corporeal ties You moan There's a sliver On my finger When you can't go home It's the mold I want to hear You moan I want to hear You moan I want to hear You moan I want to hear You moan Blue and White On Loan Corporeal ties You Moan OOOOoooooOOOOoooooOOOOooooOOOooo Thinking back to all your lies What is the problem tonight? It's a shame That you can't Go home I want to hear you moan It's a shame You can't go Blue blue as the sky I don't know why I keep on coming back you've wronged me now One too many times Blue blue as the sky I don't know why I keep on coming back you've wronged me now One too many times
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Dixie 02:36
White piercing light It's you and me together As one Trim the grass Grow the weeds Make me breakfast Eat your soul Keep in control I want to exit I don't know why I've been so adverse To meeting you half way If you complain I won't know what to say If you complain I won't know what to say Can you keep the friends you make? Or do you call them out? Can you keep the friends you've made? Or do they call you out? I've made a mistake
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People are All the same They want love And a brain People are All the same They want love And a brain You always show up on time You always show up on time Try not adding insult to injury I'm in too deep Can't you see? A race run by narcissists Well we've got to pick A way to be It has nothing to do with love I know we both don't know what that is It has nothing to do with love I know we both don't know what that is In time Things in a row Things in good light Sometimes Things in an order Things in working order Sunlight Things in an order Things in working order Put your head on my lap C'mon you can take a nap Put your head on my lap C'mon you can take a nap Put your head on my lap C'mon you can take A nap Put your head on my lap C'mon you can take a nap In time I can't look you in your eyes Let alone shake your hand Let alone shake your hand Try not adding insult to injury I'm in too deep Can't you see? A race run by nnarcissists Well we've got to pick A way to be It has nothing to do with love
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To wonder why To be this way Walking down a ladder rope Clear the day For sleeping in Wrap me up Just wrap me up Did you think this would all turn up daisies? Did you think I'd always be your baby? To wonder why To feel this way To fall apart In just one day Radical changes in mourning behavior Radical changes to morning behavior You don't have time to call me master You don't have time to call me mister You don't have time So you have to make time Cuz ya'll all end up dead Ooooooh you've got to make time Cuz we'll all end up dead I don't know why I can't show up on time I don't know why I can't show up on time I don't know why I can't show up on time I don't know why I can't show up on time I don't know why I can't show up on time I don't know why I can't show up on time I don't know why I can't show up on time I don't know why I can't show up on time
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Tugby 03:47
Think on your feet Think on your feet Listen to me My advice is free Sitting still Minding my own Sitting still Minding my own Quicken thrill Now be alone See past me And this stone See past me And this stone You're just a haircut away You're just a haircut away Now that you've asked me to stay
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Lyrics for Pessoa is My Mom by Fernando Pessoa from The Book of Disquiet The madness knows as affirmation The sickness called belief The infamy of being happy All of this reeks of the world It smacks of this sad thing And that's The Earth
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Second Row 02:17
Come away with me my friend We'll be thick as thieves till the end Looking at the way we were If you loose the way in pretend Let us set the stage lit in gold I can see you Draw a line to split the sand Tired games they fill our lips and hands This one's for the second row
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Lyrics for The Lemongrass Zone by Adam Werven Pushed in the mud Doctor's chair Wanting to breathe A tiny air Cars drive past Cars drive so slow past Cars drive past Cars drive so slow past Pushed in the mud Doctor's chair Wanting to breathe A tiny air Cars drive past Cars drive so slow past Cars drive past Cars drive so slow past Pushed in the mud Doctor's chair Wanting to breathe A tiny air
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There's no space in me To store any more There's no space for me To stay here any more It's just a phase you'll see I'll change A.S.A.P ****clap clap clap clap*****clap clap***** I just walk around As angry as a dying town I just walk around As sad as a crying clown But I don't let that Get in my way No you can't let that Ruin your whole day Just lookem' in the eye And have a firm shake Don't let them see Your heart's an earthquake Stop whining please And just enjoy the fruit cake I just walk around As angry as a dying town I just walk round As sad as a crying clown

about

All songs written, performed, recorded and produced by
Katelyn Farstad
in Minneapolis Minnesota 2016-2017.

Improvised playing by:

Chris Farstad- Flute on 2
Sam Cramer- Bass on 4, 8, 9
Sophia Deutsch- Cello on 6, 14
Nate Johnson - Guitar on 8
Leonard King- Guitar on 6, 13
Gemini Criminal Dan Ryan- Bass on 6, 13
Sam Van Fleet- Organ on 3

Some live tracking done at Blue Bell Knoll
additional recording/mixing help from Adam Werven and Sam Cramer
Mastered by Collin Gorman Weiland
Cover art by Katelyn Farstad tape layout by Jake Tobin
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EVERYONE'S A DOCTOR:

Wind on down. What has yet to be attempted is an honest acceptance of reality. Become interested in yourself by rejecting comparison.
"We're all tired". Nervous excitement. Perception is incredible! The culture of sedation. Terrible fears of intimacy. Life will either be, or seem short. Despite my wonderful sense of humor I am a twirling portal of despair. Can't cry over a tipped cow. No I don't believe your out of body experience; and can I borrow five bucks please? You can heal yourself! People are all the same, they want love, and a brain. You're just a haircut away. I smile to my eyes! I smile to my ears! Is it hot in here, or am I dying?

( lyrics are on each individual song if you are interested )

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released January 1, 2018

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Itch Princess New York, New York

Itch Princess= Katelyn Farstad.

psycho-existential-dredge ballads

In Itch Princess Farstad plays drums, bass, guitar, synths and sings. She writes, records, and produces all of the songs.

Farstad is also a visual artist
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